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Wednesday, August 19, 2009


No, not that poll. We're not bright. At this point, if you don't recognize that's dog bites man, you're not paying attention. The rest of the industrialized world has health care for all its citizens - we think that means death panels. We have the 37th best health care system in the world and we'll shout you down if you want to fix it. We're completely held hostage by insurance companies and forced to take whatever crap is shoved down our throats at work because it's the only connection we have to those insurance companies. But a system that would fix both of those conditions would by tyrannical. U-S-A. U-S-A. U-S-A.

No, not this. That's a senior Obama official telling the Washington Post that the "left of the left" is killing health care because of their ridiculous desire for a public option. As the official spokesman for the left of the left, let me say we actually want single payer.

That's a helluva spin. It's not the corporate interests who have spent; well spent this:

Arlen Specter (R-D- PA- $4,026,933)

Max Baucus (D- MT- $2,833,731)

Mitch McConnell (R-KY- $2,758,468)

Ben Nelson (D-NE- $1,196,799)

Joe Lieberman (D- CT- $1,036,302)

Chuck Schumer (D-NY- $981,400)

Chuck Grassley (R-IA- $884,724)

...those are campaign contributions spent by anti-health care reform forces in the last decade. Or this:

$3,405,669,482

...the amount of lobbying money spent during the same time frame by those same anti-health care reform forces. Yes, that's in bbbbilions. As in "what would motivate an industry to spend billions of dollars in lobbying? What could they possibly receive in return to justify all that money spent? I mean - the CEOs who approved this sort of expenditure - they probably got punished somehow by their boards of directors, right?

Or maybe Ron Williams of Aetna made 24 million dollars in 2008.

Our health care system, the one that is being defended by billions of health insurance dollars, kills Americans every day while the CEOs of those insurance companies pocket millions.

But universal health care = Nazis.

We're idiots. But this isn't about that.

Or this (quoting Bernie Sanders)

The estimate is about $400 billion a year in administrative costs, in billing, in profits, in CEO compensation, in advertising--all of those things which have nothing to do with the provision of healthcare...

In California, my understanding is that 1 out of every 3 dollars of premiums goes to administration. If we are gonna address the very rapid and dangerous increase in healthcare [costs], then the only way to do that is through a single-payer system which wrings out all of the waste that private health insurance creates.

It's not those corporate interests and purchased politicians of both parties; it's not the wedding of corporate purchasing power, authoritarianism, and the ignorance of the American people.

(a note - a response I've gotten to my "uh, why all the guns outside the town halls" is "it's protest! Free speech! You like free speech, Jividen!" I do. True story. Sure, this is clearly designed not to promote, but to chill speech, but I can pick up what you're laying down. People should be able to protest their President, absolutely. And if it was Bush, giving a speech, and say protesters showed up with loaded automatic weapons and signs talking about watering the tree of liberty, I'm sure that would have been fine.

Or - they would have been arrested without a peep from the media.

And that's if they were just holding the sign.
With no gun around anywhere.

But that was just once, right? Or maybe twice?

These people:



got arrested.

This dude:




got interviewed.

What kind of country would it be if the 4th Amendment had the sort of lobbying muscle that the 2nd Amendment does? Would George Clooney stand before a cheering throng as he yelled out "You want to search my house without a warrant supported by probable cause? You can have the keys to my front door when you pry them out of my cold, dead hands!!"

But none of that is what I want to talk about.

I want to discuss the curious tie in between Bravo (gay ESPN) and Operation Smile.

You all know what I'm talking about!

The 2009 television drinking game of choice at my house (fair disclosure, I don't drink, but I sure can eat me a chocolate chip cookie - particularly now that the Nestle cookie dough recall is over. A longer national nightmare I cannot recall. Hey, homonyms!) involved taking a shot whenever Jessie starting yammering about the good people at Operation Smile. It was a weird season long product placement; as intrusive as the Diet Dr. Depper in the new 90210 (as of yet, there's not a character I care about even a little bit since they shipped off Lucinda Bluth. I keep waiting for BlackBrandon to pull out a trenchcoat and a sawed off shotgun to start killing off drug dealers.)

But if it remained there it would only be a mild curiosity that helped add to my tremendous weight gain.

However, on last week's Miami Social - suddenly Hardy (who is mysteriously silent about his days on Big Brother 2. Don't think we don't know who you is Hardy! You are Captain Club Promoter now, with your {absolutely bizarre} tendency to be shot like you were Don Cheadle's partner in Oceans 11. But we know you as the All-american boy next door who fell under Nicole's dark and mysterious spell in what remains Big Brother's best season {6 was better, right? The result was unsatisfying, but 6 was better. And maybe All-Stars was better too - but for historical importance, what beats BB2? I'm still doing the Chilltown hand signals. Talk about being under the sway of authoritarianism}) suddenly Hardy is putting on a benefit for, wait for it, Operation Smile. It was like when NBC has one of their enviro-friendly weeks and Tracy Jordan is talking about chlorofluorocarbons, "The ozone layer is racist, Liz Lemon!"

And I just need to know what the hell is going on. Where's my Fox News poll:

27% of Americans believe that Operation Smile will force healthy white Christian babies to be disfigured by Obamacare plastic surgeons. Your tax dollars will fund this.

Sometimes my stories confuse me. NYC Prep and Miami Social both pimping for Operation Smile!

And I turn to mainstream media for answers.

But the answers do not come.

And now what?

(Update - so, if you read the comments, you'll find that I now have an answer - the fine people at Operation Smile not only do good work - they have excellent taste in blogs.  That was surprise number one for the day - surprise number two is my friend Kate, baker of the aforementioned cookies, ran into the aformentioned Jessie later that day.  She did not inquire about the whereabouts of PC.  Although that would have been awesome.  The Blog of Revelation~  Solver of Mysteries, Eater of Cookies.) 

The 20 Worst Baseball Players Ever


Any idiot can rank the greatest major league baseball players ever, which reminds me - soon I'll be able to put up the updated and revised list of the 200 Greatest Major League Baseball Players Ever -- but it takes some skill to rank the 20 worst baseball players ever.

The better phrasing of this list would be the most destructive 20 baseball players ever, as there are a hundred players who were "worse" than those on the list, players with a half dozen ABs, who got a cup of coffee start and never were seen again. That's not this list - to be truly destructive, truly bad - you had to accumulate some time in the Show - some hard, hard time - a couple thousand terrible plate appearances, a few hundred torturous innings pitched.

To be really "bad" - you had to convince someone, slews of someones, that you were good.

That's what makes a player bad - a player harmful - these are the players that bury your franchise, the reasons your HOF OF never won a WS. It's decision making, the inability to understand performance which gets us to real destruction in sports.

A couple of notes:
1. I may have missed someone. Unlike the top 200 list where I think I've combed over all of the potential suspects (although, occasionally I will think something along the lines of "Aw, hell, did I not check out Mark Langston?) it's a lot harder to mow through all of the bad players. Were there omissions, I apologize.

2. Of the 20, only four are pitchers. My deduction from pouring over a couple of hundred terrible careers is that bad pitchers are harder to hide than bad position players. It makes sense if you think about it - a bad pitcher might hide for awhile, say, piling up some wins while having bad peripherals - but eventually he gets exposed. But consider the first baseman or corner outfielder who might have an okay batting average without power or walks - or the no hit infielder who makes the occasional flashy play but has no range and never gets on base - or the catcher who can't do anything at all but somehow gets a reputation as a great "game caller." Those guys could linger for years, defended by their local beat writers as good locker room guys - guys with heart and guts and character that can't be quantified by the statistics - their contributions can't be measured, Jividen, with your newfangled statistics - why don't you come out of your momma's basement and watch a game sometime?!? You bloggers make me sick, by god - all the time injecting facts into a discussion. You know what you're problem is - you're in the reality business, so there aren't actually weapons of mass destruction - so global warming is actually happening -- you tell your evidence to shut up. U-S-A! U-S-A! If you don't think Brad Ausmus was a helluva catcher, you hate the troops.

3. Yes, I know the WARP numbers have changed since I wrote this in 2008.  These numbers are all smaller now than they were when I made the list.  It's all contextual, it doesn't impact the rankings. No, unlike the list of best players I'm not going through it again to change everything.  One day I'll do it.  Today is not that day. Edit - it's early 2011 and this post is solidly my most read each week.  Welcome!  Poke around!  Enjoy some tasty meats and/or cheeses.  I'm updating the numbers for you to reflect the multiple statistical advancements just in the past couple of years.  I'm cool like that.  Additionally, I've now really burrowed a little more deeply into the ugly; I've got a full 50 worst baseball players of all time.  One day, I'll rework this entire post, maybe even into a book, to reflect that - but for now, I'll just update this when I can.  I make multiple posts each week, inluding a long post every Sunday.  Consider telling whatever friends you might have who like to make donations or hire people to write snarky things about professional wrestling. 

With that.

20. CLAUDE WILLOUGHBY RHP Philles
1925-31
WARP 6.8
WAR -1.7
Worst season: 1927

His nicknames were Flunky and Weeping Willie, so it's an appropriate place to start the list. Top comp. is Todd Van Poppel, who would be in the next 20. Had a good '29, won 15 games had a WARP3 of 5.4 - then lost 17 games the following year with an untranslated ERA of 7.59. That Phillie team had a total WARP3 of under 30.0 and lost 102 games. Also throwing for the Phils that year was Les Sweetland (lost 15 games, 7.71 ERA) Hal Elliott (lost 11 games, 7.67 ERA) Hap Collard (12 games, 6.80). (edit, Willoughby looks better in 2011; his career WARP is 6.8 with only two negative years - who was worse was Van Poppel, who had 7 negative WARP seasons, just a horror show - a career WARP of 1.9; a translated career ERA of over 5; an ERA+ of 80 - so that's even worse than Willoughby's but with 11 seasons and 900 IP. His career WAR {I use the baseball-reference version}, if you prefer that stat, was sub negative 2.  Yeah, TVP aces Willoughby out of that spot.  Pat Mahomes is closest to TVP in similarity scores; take a look at his numbers if you'd like to compare. 

None of those guys would make my current bottom 50 however; you're going to get almost no arms at all on that bottom 50)

19. HICK CARPENTER 3B Reds
1879-92
OPS+ 86
WARP -10.8
WAR 3.3
Worst season: 1879

Was okay for 2 seasons, '82 and '83 where he had a total WARP3 of 9.8; he hit .342 in 1882. But the other 3900 plate appearances in his career were terrible, he put up negative WARP seasons 3 times, those 2 seasons were his only two full time years where his OBP was over .300.  His career WARP is now -10.8; his translated career line was .265/.294/.353.  In 1879 alone he put up a -4.9 WARP, which may well be one of the very worst seasons of all time; his OPS+ that year was 50 in 263 plate appearances.  Career WAR was better, 3.3, and that would take him out of the bottom 50 of all time. 

18. JESUS ALOU LF/RF Giants/Astros
1963-79
OPS+ 86
WARP -9
WAR -2.3
Worst season 1969

I hate you Jesus Alou. An OPS+ of 86 for a corner OF who got 4500 plate appearances is unbearably bad. An excellent example of a guy who could fool someone not doing good analysis - his lifetime BA is .280 - but his lifetime OBP is only .305. He had 5 negative WARP seasons, this is a corner OF with 32 career homers in 4500 plate appearances.

I'm a Giants fan; the Giants have not won a WS since the move despite having a combined quarter century+ of two of the greatest American athletes who ever lived and the honest devotion of a bookish young boy. If you're Willie Mays and you spent the last two decades of your career chasing a second world title, it's fair to wonder why you kept falling short. (Edit, July 2011.  I'm sorry.  Did something happen?  I was probably watching Jerseylicious.  Why can't Frankie Jr. and Gigi just work it out!!  There's a link to all my 2010 Giants posts, 'cause I made some.  It's here.

All he had to do was look to the side. Jesus Alou was the starting LF or RF next to Mays from '64-68. He had approximately 2200 plate appearances in those 5 seasons. He had a total WARP, in 5 years as a starting corner OF next to Willie Mays, of 7.2. Mays, in the same span, had a WARP of just under 60.0.

In '66, Alou had an OPS+ of 61.

The Giants won 90+ games in each season between '64 and '68, save for the last when they won 88. In '64, they finished 3 games out of first place. In '65, two games out. In '66 1.5 games out.

I'm not saying that necessarily Jesus Alou was the reason we fell just short from a pennant in those three years.

But on the list of factors, he's high up. Edit - his new lifetime WARP is -9.  He had a negative WARP every single year in San Francisco.  Every one.  Jesus Alou had 2300+ lifetime plate appearances as a Giant and was always below replacement level. (career WAR was -2.3)  Yeah, I'm good with Jesus Alou being right here.  I wonder if he's the worst San Francisco Giant of all time.  Johnny LeMaster, who was "my" Giants SS as a kid in the late 70s had a SFG career WARP of -4.9; Alou's was -5.6  Alou's '66 is the worst year for a right fielder in SFG history. 

He's bad - but Alou will wind up just missing out on the all time bottom 50.

17. LOU FINNEY RF/1B
Athletics/Red Sox
1931-47
OPS+ 88
WARP -8
WAR .5
Worst season: 1937

5000 plate appearances from a player at a power postion in the high offense 1930s. Finney had 31 career homers. As with Alou - his lifetime BA is high, .287 - but when you factor in era and ballpark, it drops to a translated .269 with a translated .314 OBP. He had 5 negative WARPs. Had one okay season - 1940, where he had a 5.1 WARP and made the All Star team. He really piled up the negative value from '33-37, where his OPS+ for each year was 78, 77, 65, 81, 60.You wonder what Jimmie Foxx was thinking about when Finney followed him to the Red Sox in '39; they were teammates on the A's from '31-35 and then on the RSox from '39 to 42. In those years Finney put up a WARP3 of 12.4 while Foxx's was near 75. When Foxx was dealt to the RSox in '35 - it was Finney who took his job. And when Foxx was cut by the Sox as he wound to a close, again, Finney picked up first base ABs. One of the worst players in major league history replaced one of the best twice. May have been a Single White Female situation.  If you ever see a picture of Jimmie Foxx where he has a weird resemblance to Bridget Fonda, then the circle gets the square. Current lifetime WARP is -8; WAR is .5  That won't be enough to stick him in the bottom 50.

16. IVY OLSON SS Indians/Dodgers
1911-24
OPS+ 74
WARP -13.8
WAR 3.1
Worst season 1918
Couldn't hit, lifetime OBP under .300 and SLG at .318. Also couldn't field, 110 runs below average for his career at SS. Highest WARP3 in 14 seasons was 3.9, just consistently bad for years and years. Edit - now we break double digits with the negative career WARP numbers; Ivy's got a -13.8 that he's waving in front of your face.  He's right outside the all time bottom 50.

15. KEN REITZ 3B Cardinals
1972-82
OPS+ 78
WARP -3.5
WAR -4.2
Worst season: 1975

The '77 season is the first one in my memory; I was 6. I began playing baseball by myself, either in the street or with balloons in the house - I'd use the current rosters, whatever statistics I could get, from backs of baseball cards when I started - eventually this would evolve into my creating a dice game and spending a significant percentage of my life floating inside baseball statistics instead of you know, dating and whatnot.

I recall thinking, at the age of 9 or 10, that Ken Reitz was an above average baseball player - good, he must have been good, right? I knew he had been a Giant in '76 - but that wasn't what caused me to think he could play - it was the batting average. He hit .268 and .270 in '79 and '80. Hell, Ken Reitz was an All Star in 1980 - so that clearly legitimized him in my 9 year old brain as a good baseball player.

I was lied to. The baseball media lied to me. I read the Sporting News when I was 9 years old, I read Dick Young and Joe Falls and Furman Bisher. I was told that a .270 batting average from a third baseman was good, All Star worthy - and that meant I should think of Ken Reitz as, if not an elite player, on just the next tier.

Ken Reitz!

I was lied to - in how many ways, in how many ways was the "official" line, the "accepted wisdom" wholly contrary to the weight of the evidence? Ken Reitz had a lifetime OBP under .300. 5000+ plate appearances and a lifetime OBP of under .300. Why must you fill my house with lies - every sportswriter in the 1970s?

Sad part is - you ask Joe Morgan today, he'd tell you Ken Reitz was a solid ballplayer. Good character guy. Heart of a ballclub. Hey - he hit .270 that one year - made the All Star team. Good stuff.  In 2010 (hey, an edit, fun!  The blogosophere, much like the Constitution, is a living, breathing work) there's a starting position player in the National League with 4000+ plate appearances and a lifetime sub .300 OBP.  And he's a former Giant.  Anyone?  Anyone?  I'm looking at you Pedro Feliz.  If I ever revist this list, your UZR won't save you.  Nor will an expanded view of the Interstate Commerce Clause.  Reitz isn't quite bad enough to make the final bottom 50 list; Feliz is not good, but better than Reitz, he's in the black for his career in both metrics. 

Who's the worst current player in major league baseball?  Well, let's start here - how about a vote for the runner-up for the title worst position player of the 21st century - Matt Walbeck.

His career WARP was -7.3, WAR -3.8 - that would mean he'd just miss out on inclusion in the bottom 50 baseball players of all time; but it makes him the worst position player of the century thusfar.  His career OPS+ was 54; his translated BA/OBP/SLG was .234/.279/.322.  7 of his ten seasons were negative WARP.  Both the Twins and the Angels gave him multiple 300+ plate appearance seasons and he never had a year with a 700 OPS. 

The worst pitcher of the millennium?  He's still to come. 

The worst active player?  The worst active player (as of 2010) is the worst player of the 21st century - and you'll see him on the final list for the worst 50 baseball players of all time.

Yes, there is a player, active in 2010, who is one of the 50 worst baseball players of all time.  He might even crack the bottom 25.

Do you know who it is?

It's Juan Castro.

WARP -6.1
WAR -10.4
OPS+ 55
Translated line: .234/.275/.315

14. FRANK LACORTE RHP Braves/Astros
1975-84
WARP 4.6
Worst season 1977

LaCorte only pitched 490 innings in his ten year career - but they were bad ones. That AERA is the worst of any pitcher I looked at in putting together this list. In '77, his AERA was 38. He went 1-8 in '77 from the pen, he only pitched 39 innings but gave up ten homers, 67 hits and 29 walks. That's 98 baserunners in 39 innings. 98 baserunners in 39 innings. Wow. His untranslated ERA was 11.68. That Braves team had a total WARP3 of 22.7. 38 year old Phil Niekro was over a third of that total at 8.9. That's an all time bad club and LaCorte was its worst player. 98 baserunners in 39 innings. No wonder Ted Turner decided he wanted to manage.  Career WARP is now -3.9; WAR -3.7.  I referred to his '77 season in the main text - it just...his WHIP was over 2 and a half.  His H/9 was over 16 and BB/9 was over 7.  23 baserunners a game!  23 baserunners a game!  Even at only 39 innings pitched, it is an all time bad season.

13. JOHN DEMAESTRI SS Athletics

1951-61

OPS+ 62

BFW -15.2

WARP3 9.3

Worst season 1954 (-1.6)

And when you're talking about an adjusted OPS of 62, now you're talking about feeble bats at an elite level. He was also 50 runs below average with the glove for his career - and that's what separated Demaestri from the ordinary, rotten bat at SS. His translated lifetime BAOPB/SLG was .228/.263/.321 in nearly 3700 plate appearances. When you're looking for truly bad, bad all time bad baseball players - this is the template - minus glove, non existent bat, and a decade sucking up plate appearances. The WARP3...wait - remember what I just said about that '77 Braves team being one of the worst ever -

The total WARP3 - the total WARP3 for the '54 A's, the last ever year in Philadelphia before the move to Kansas City -- was 7.5.

I would have bet a thousand dollars there was never a team in MLB history with a WARP3 below 10.0. That means if you double - if you double the production of the entire team - it would still fall short of the very best single seasons by individual players in MLB history. 7.5 for an entire team. Wow. Demaestri was the worst player at -1.6 -- the best, actually having an okay year, was Arnie Portocarrero, whose name I had never heard before until right now, and given the years I've spent reading the baseball encyclopedia, I half believe it to be made up. Portocarrero had a 5.4 -- a 5.4 on a team with a total of 7.5. He might have been the most valuable player to an individual club in the history of baseball. There's another bar bet you can win, you're welcome.

Demaestri's best season was '57, he had a WARP3 of 3.0 - his translated OBP that year was .273 - and he made the All Star team. The next time there's a discussion of worst All Stars Ever - Demaestri in '57 needs a mention.

7.5 for a whole team season. Yikes. Absent a sortable database, I don't suppose you'll see me put together a list of the worst teams in baseball history...although I might, I might - but the leader in the clubhouse, the hard leader in the clubhouse is that last Philadelphia Athletics team from 1954.  Edit - WARP -9.5, WAR -4.9.


12. CRAIG PAQUETTE 3B Athletics/Royals/Cardinals

1993-2003

OPS+ 77

BFW -15.1

WARP3 8.5

Worst season: 2002 (-1)


Paquette's the worst third baseman in the history of MLB.

Of the 20 on this list - none are center fielders, so the all time worst team would have a hole in the middle, which seems fitting. For purposes of completion, the worst CF of all time, I think, would be Jerry Morales (1969-83, Padres, Cubs, OPS+ 91, BFW -15.4, WARP3 16.2).

Paquette gets to start at 3rd with his OPS+ of 77. This doesn't factor in, but in his postseason career he was 2-15 with 7 strikeouts.

He had a negative glove, 23 runs below average for his career and had a translated OBP of .270 for his career.  WARP -6, WAR -2.9

11. KEVIN JARVIS RHP Reds/Padres

1994-06

AERA 73

PW -11.6

WARP3 3.6

Worst season 1996 (-.6)

The second worst pitcher in baseball history. The worst right handed pitcher in baseball history.

Jarvis had 10 negative WARP3 seasons, he's like Bizarro Joe DiMaggio. He should go to Anna Nicole Smith's grave every day and steal roses. He never had an AERA at 100 for even a single season, meaning that he was never once, never once in 12 years a league average pitcher. In 6 seasons Jarvis had untranslated ERAs over 10.00. Rarely do you see a guy who gets to have six years in the bigs with 4 digit ERA numbers - I mean, those aren't hard numbers to ferret out, when you look at the back of his baseball card and see 6 years with ERA's over 10.00, that's gotta make you think twice before sending him out to face the bad men with the bats. Only twice in 12 seasons did Jarvis win more games than he lost (12-11 and 1-0). Only twice in 12 seasons did Jarvis give up fewer hits than innings pitched. In 2000 and 2001, Jarvis was given the ball in a little more than 200 total innings - and gave up a total of 63 home runs.

A note - on reflection, I have Jarvis too high, or low, or whatever you'd call it - he's worse than Kekich, they can switch spots - Jarvis, with ten negative WARP seasons, is the worst pitcher in the history of baseball.

WARP -6.5, WAR -5.6 His career WHIP was over 1.5.  His translated ERA was 6 and a half.  780 innings pitched with a translated ERA of 6 and a half.  How did this happen America?

#10. EDDIE MIKSIS 2B Dodgers/Cubs

1944-58

OPS+ 62

BFW -17.4

WARP3 9.1

Worst season 1944 (-.3)

Miksis had 5 negative WARP seasons; a lifetime untranslated OBP under .300 and a negative glove. He only had one year above 2.0; this is exactly what you'd expect from this list - Miksis had a 15 year MLB career, he couldn't hit and couldn't field. But he's not the worst second baseman who ever lived.  13 seasons with negative WARP - Miksis's best season - his very best season, with the Cubs in '51, his WARP was .4  Career WARP -7.7, WAR -3.8.  He got a vote for the Hall of Fame!  Eddie Miksis and his career OPS+ of 62 had one writer, in 1964 say "yes, this was one of the greatest of all time.  Miksis will get my vote today.  Miksis!  Poor little Miksis."


#9 DAN MEYER 1B/LF Tigers/Mariners/A's

1974-85

OPS+ 85

BFW -17

WARP3 7.6

Worst season 1978 (-.5)

4 negative WARP3 seasons for Meyer - he had a really bad glove - negative runs above position for 3 separate positions; Meyer was -46 as a LF. Tack that onto a sub .300 OBP and you get the worst LF in the history of MLB. Had an OPS+ of 66 as the Mariner first baseman in '78, soaking up 477 lousy plate appearances. One of the worst players on terrible teams for virtually every season of his dozen year career - just a disaster. Career WARP -14.3, Career WAR -9.  Each of those numbers is the worst of anyone on this list thusfar.  9th worst of all time may be generous to Meyer. 


#8. JOE QUINN 2B/1B Braves/Cardinals

1884-1901

OPS+ 74

BFW -24.7

WARP3 24.6

Worst season: 1884 (-2.7)

4 negative WARP seasons; Quinn's translated OBP was sub .300 and he finished 74 fielding runs under league average; Quinn got 7300+ PA in the bigs; 18 years and over 7000 plate appearances of mostly bad.  WARP -8.4, WAR 1.6 - where we have the largest disparity is in fielding evaluation between the 19th century players, let me suggest. 

#7. MIKE KEKICH LHP Yankees

1965-77

AERA 73

PW -11.8

WARP3 1.4

Worst season 1970 (-.3)

The worst pitcher in MLB history (except I switched him with Jarvis)

860 innings pitched, a translated ERA of over 6.00. Two years with a translated ERA over 10.00. And then there was the wife swapping.  Keikich gives Jarvis a good run with a career WARP of -7.8, and a WAR of -5.8.  They really can be 1-2 in either order nestled right around this spot in the all time list. 


#6. GARY BENNETT C Phillies

1995 - 2008

OPS+ 64

BFW -13.9

WARP3 3.2

Worst season 2006 (-1.2)

The worst active player in MLB (no longer so)

Why is it teams keep giving Gary Bennett jobs?

His translated career OBP is under .300 (he finished at .301) He's had 3 negative WARP seasons. You see his OPS+. And he is 52 runs below average behind the plate.

Gary Bennett has no value. Playing in an inflated offensive era, he has 22 career homers in over 1800 plate appearances. He's struck out twice as much as he's walked. His best ever WARP3 was 1.2. 1.2! 14 years in the bigs - a career in the 21st century - and never had a year above 1.2.

He can't do anything. Gary Bennett's never done anything. He's had a big league job since '95. It's a crime against decency. Career WARP -5.1, WAR -3.7.  Bad, of course - but not Dan Meyer bad.  Meyer's sliding all the way here.  Let's see if he can keep going. 

5. HAL JANVRIN 1B/SS/2B Red Sox

1911-22

OPS+ 70

BFW -17.9

WARP3 4.8

Worst season 1919 (-1.6)

5 negative WARP3 seasons in a 12 year career; the everpopular translated sub .300 OBP in 2500+ PA. In that 1919 season, Janvrin's OPS+ was 37; he had 253 PA in '19 and made 190 outs. That was also his only really terrible glove year, 12 runs below average. But - the Sox won back to back WS in '15-16, so Janvrin was presumably endowed with special championship character. Granted, his OPB on those two WS was .208 in 24 PA, but he clearly had a winner's DNA that probably allowed him to do the little things it took to win. Good clubhouse guy.  Didn't take up 4 lockers to himself.  That '16 team wasn't very good, with a WARP3 that just scraped over 50; Ruth was its best player - the year before it was Speaker. Hard to win back to back titles with the fifth worst player in MLB history sucking up PA, helps to have inner circle HOF'ers picking you up.  His translated slugging knocks him over, so this isn't exactly true - but I love seeing an all 200 slash line - untranslated, Janvrin's career was .232/.292/.287.  And that's a bottom 20 all time ballplayer.  WARP -5.6, WAR -2.5

4. BILL BERGEN C Dodgers

1901-11

OPS+ 20

BFW -15.7

WARP3 .5

Worst season: 1901 (-.9)

The worst hitter in baseball history.

Take a moment. Here he is.

An OPS+ of 20 means he would have needed to be a 5x more productive hitter just to be average.

Here are his translated numbers - they're shocking. .166/.193/.188

In 4200+ PA.

In 4200+ PA Bill Bergen had a translated OBP of .193 and a slugging of .188.

You know how Potter Stewart defined pornography, "I know it when I see it?" It's pornographic how bad a hitter Bill Bergen was. He violated all community standards at the plate, having no artistic, literary, or scientific value.  At best he should have gone to the plate in a brown paper bag. No one I looked at in this study was even half as bad with the stick as was Bergen. There needed to be a Comstock Act seizure of his bats.

Why is he only the 4th worst player ever - dude could glove. He finished 51 fielding runs above average for his career. Catching is hard to do, the batting standards for the position are lower than most others, you can have a mediocre bat and still be useful.

But Bergen didn't have a mediocre bat - Bergen was the worst hitter who ever lived.

Eleven seasons.  All negative WARP.  All of them.  His best season was -.4.  In his best season ever, his translated BA was .168.  His career WARP was -16.4.  His career WAR was -17.6  I already gave his translated slashline - but even his untranslated line is .170/.194/.201.  I know I have him fourth here - but if the reason you're reading this is to definitively know, once and for all, who is the worst player of all time - it's Bergen.  His bat will not be denied.  You know how in a dunk contest when someone really slams it down, everyone jumps up in the air and starts waving their arms and throwing tens all over the arena?  That's me reading Bergen's player card.  I'm making the "it's over" motion like Vince Carter back in 2000.  It's over.  It is all over. 

3. TOMMY DOWD 2B/OF Cardinals

1891-01

OPS+ 82

BFW -23.9

WARP3 8.2

Worst season: 1898 (-1.7)

Bill Bergen was the worst hitter who ever lived. Tommy Dowd was the worst fielder.

'Cause you look at that 82 OPS+ and you think - well, that's pretty terrible for an OF, but he also played 2B, he looks more like a bat bat than an all time awful bat - hard to see Bergen's OPS+ of 20 and rank anyone as a worse player than he.

Then you look at Dowd's glove. Recall, Bergen was 51 runs above fielding average for his career --- Tommy Dowd was 144 runs below average. He was as bad with the glove as was Bergen with the bat. Terrible at second base (61 below in 328 games) terrible in center (56 below in 331 games) terrible in right (33 below in 349 games). But - where he could field was in left (15 runs above average in 284 games) - had he just been left in left his whole career, while his bat was really bad for a corner OF (translated career .252/.302/.373) you wouldn't see him as the third worst player who ever lived.

144 runs below - combine his glove and Bergen's bat and you have Bizarro Babe. The worst baseball player ever created.  But my man Dowd was bad too - career WARP -18.3, worse than Bergen - although Dowd did have one season in the black numbers.  His WAR is also awful, -8.4; I'm inclined to believe his glove is as bad as Bergen's bat - but I'm inclined to flip them in the final ranking.

2. DOUG FLYNN 2B Mets/Expos

1975-85

OPS+ 56

BFW -27.6

WARP3 8.4

Worst season: 1977 (-1.8)

Sure, you thought I was just picking on the turn of the 20th century guys, with their handlebar moustaches and their untreated venereal diseases. No! In steps Doug Flynn.

You knew Flynn couldn't hit; he was probably referred to in every publication for a decade as sure handed or slick fielding or some other euphemism for "you know Doug Flynn can't hit - right?". His translated line is .240/.268/.290 - which would be absolutely abysmal given he got 4000+ PA to do it in, except, of course, that you just saw Bergen's line - and Flynn was effectively twice Bergen's bat (but half of an average bat).

But Flynn also couldn't field, 31 runs below fielding average for his career - almost all of that as the Mets shortstop; as the Expos second baseman, he was just slightly below average.

So - you take a bad glove and an all time bad bat - and you get Flynn - sure, Bergen had a worse bat, and Dowd's glove - GOOD LORD did Tommy Dowd have a bad glove - was much worse - but combine them both and you say Flynn ekes out the spot as the second worst baseball player who ever lived.  WARP
-11.7, WAR -12.1 -- so Flynn, with his sub 60 OPS+ and his crummy glove, mixing Bergen with Dowd, does deserve this bottom 5 ranking - but I'm going to say he's only the third worst player ever.   

Which leaves only this.

THE WORST MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYER WHO EVER LIVED....

1. CHARLIE COMISKEY 1B Browns/Reds

1882-94

OPS+ 82

BFW -23.2

WARP3 2.9

Worst season 1882 (-2.4)

Here's what's good.

Charlie Comiskey, of course, is on the list of all time bad baseball owners as well, his refusal to pay the White Sox stars their promised bonuses is perhaps the motivating factor in their throwing the 1919 WS. The evidence suggests he then made all attempts to cover up the scandal.

Here's also good - Charlie Comiskey, of course, is in the HOF. He's Comiskey Park (RIP).

And he was terrible. Terrible. 6 negative WARP seasons; his -2.4 in 1882 is an all time bad number. Now, his bat doesn't look terrible compared to Bergen (translated: .249/.279/.356) but keep in mind this is a first baseman. A first baseman with over 6000 PA and a .279 adjusted OBP. A first baseman who couldn't field, 28 runs below average for his career.

And Comiskey, for almost his entire career, was his own manager.

So, for 13 years, he kept writing himself, and his .279 adjusted OBP into his lineup at first base.

He went to four championship series' in the 1880s, sucked up 151 ABs with a .301 OBP.

He only had one year where he even reached a WARP3 of 2.0.

He couldn't hit; he couldn't field; he wrote himself in the lineup for 6000 PA; then his ownership was a direct cause of the scandal that almost brought down the entire sport.

I began the list saying that the worst baseball players ever had to be harmful, had to cause destruction.

There's no better candidate for that slot than Charlie Comiskey. The worst ballplayer who ever lived.

And his career WARP -25.8, is the worst ever - but his WAR ain't bad, 11 - not negative 11 - but 11; here's where you get the height of the real radical defensive metric distinctions.  I'm inclined to leave Comiskey as the 4th worst player ever, maybe 5th behind Meyer.  His -4.3 WARP in 1882 is funkyfresh. 

Brand New Edit.  It's July, 2011.  I got namechecked in Deadspin and chances are, if you're reading this anytime approximating right now, that's from where you come.  


With respect, here are the 50 Worst Baseball Players of All Time:


1. Bill Bergen
2. Wally Goldsmith
3. Lou Say
4. Eddie Booth
5. Tommy Dowd
6. Charlie Sweasy
7. Doug Flynn
8. Dan Meyer
9. Jim Clinton
10. Jim Levey
11. Cub Stricker
12. Fred Warner
13. Bill Lennon
14. Harry Wheeler
15. Fred Raymer
16. Holly Hollingshead
17. George Creamer
18. Sam Crane
19. Sam Crane
20. Henry Kohler
21. Jimmy Hallinan
22. Art Croft
23. Frank Selman
24. Ecky Stearns
25. George Barclay
26. Luis Pujols
27. Skeeter Webb
28. Bob Lillis
29. Juan Castro
30. George Sutherland
31. Vic Harris
32. Charlie Comiskey
33. Scott Hastings
34. Jim Tipper
35. Ned Cuthbert
36. Oscar Bielaski
37. Charlie Pabor
38. Juice Latham
39. Art Allison
40. Jim Holdworth
41. Dalton Jones
42. Mike Kekich
43. Tuck Stainback
44. Eddie Miksis
45. Keith Jarvis
46. John Demaestri
47. Luis Gomez
48. John Guttierez
49. Jack Heidemann
50. Henry Kessler

Thanks for reading.

The Player Comments, Part 2

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

You can find Part I here. Yes, I know the WARP numbers have all changed.

AMOS RUSIE: Rusie broke in at 18, retired by 30 with 248 wins. Not only is he one of the greatest all time Giants pitchers, and the best player on the ballclub every year from '90-95, he was dealt even up for Christy Mathewson at the end of his career; a deal that, since Rusie only pitched 3 games for the Reds and Matty had an elite HOF career for the Giants, is probably the most lopsided in baseball history. Part of that lopsided nature is that the Reds owner was self dealing; the Reds owner was John Brush, he bought the Giants right after making the Rusie trade. Rusie wound up back in New York as the superintendant at the Polo Grounds.


Rusie, with Reds : -.6

Mathewson, with Giants: 132.8

Maybe there's another deal in history with a disparity that large, but none presently occurs to me. Rusie for Mathewson is the Seward's Folly of baseball trades.

JOE GORDON: That deal to Cleveland for Allie Reynolds was a big ole trade, let's run the numbers:


Gordon (w/ Cle) '47-50 29.1

Reynolds (w/NY) '47-54 41.8

So, Reynolds gave the Yanks more value, but Gordon's best Indians seasons were solidly better than anything Reynolds gave the Yankees. And Gordon's best Yankee seasons, as shown above, were MVP quality (he won it in '42). Gordon was replaced by Snuffy Stirnweiss in NY; which presumably was prompted by Stirnweiss having two out of control career years when Gordon was serving in the war. As it turned out, Stirnweiss was an able replacement (although not as good as Gordon) for two years after the deal, but then fell off the table and was replaced by Jerry Coleman (who wasn't as good as Snuffy).

Probably, had the Yankees known Stirnweiss was imaginary, they would not have made the Gordon deal.

Gordon finished 9th in the MVP voting in '39, which was almost certainly too low - but he wasn't quite the best player on his own team as DiMaggio was a tick better. He only finished 23rd in '40 with his second best season, a silly result, obviously. In fact, Gordon reversed the result from '39 and was the best Yankee on the field in '40, a tick better than DiMaggio (who finished 3rd in the MVP). Greenberg (not on the list) won the MVP in '40 0 but his WARP was below 10.0. Hey, maybe we got something here, let's play the game.

Okay, game over. Feller finished 2nd in the voting - and had a WARP3 over 13. Good enough for me; I'll say Bob Feller was the best player in the AL in 1940 - but Gordon was the best Yankee. Gordon finished 7th in '41, DiMaggio had a hitting streak of some type that year that maybe you've read about. More significantly, he had a WARP3 over 14. Gordon was the second best Yankee, however. And then came 1942 when Gordon won the MVP. He was the best Yankee in '42, by a tick over Charlie Keller (he finished 14th in the MVP). Seems unlikely that 10.6 was the best season in the AL in 1942, let's see - hey, Ted Williams finished second that year - and his WARP3 was 14.6.

So, there's that.

In '43, Gordon was the second best Yankee again, Keller having the best season; Stirnweiss, as mentioned, filled in while Gordon was keeping the world safe for democracy with seasons of 12+ and 11+ that paved the way for Gordon to get dealt to Cleveland in '47. As I've mentioned in another entry - the 1948 Cleveland Indians are one of the great teams of all time, with a cumulative WARP3 of 87.9; and the doubleplay combination of Gordon (9.6) and Boudreau (an absolutely historic 15.7) has to be on the short list for greatest SS/2B season of all time. When you add in Ken Keltner's 11.7 - you get a 2B/SS/3B cumulative WARP3 of 37.0 - and I'd be willing to put down a buck or two on that being the all time best season from teammates at those positions in MLB history.


Like Rusie (who came in one spot earlier on this list) it's a short career for Gordon with a lot of big peak seasons. Unlike Rusie, Gordon isn't in the HOF, which, given that he was a Yankee is a curious result. Gordon had a terrific glove, 96 runs over position; and a real good bat - his translated line was .264/.342/.525. Joe Gordon was a slugging second baseman with a super glove and a bunch of WS wins. He absolutely deserves this spot on the list as the 176th best baseball player who ever lived and its only the relative brief career which keeps him this low.

TIM KEEFE: It's important to recognize that an inning pitched in 1883 against 1883 batters is not the same as an inning pitched in 2008. In fact, an inning pitched in 1953 or 1983 is not the same as an inning pitched in 2008 against 2008 batters. The next time some idiot sportswriter (I'm looking at you Bruce Jenkins) criticizes modern pitchers or the use of pitch counts "In my day, Bob Feller threw his whole arm clean over the plate" please note they have no idea what they're talking about. There's no magic number for how many pitches is too many, and as a pitcher gets older the level of harm done to him diminishes, all other things equal, but the idea that we should ignore pitch counts is flat earth stuff.


Tim Keefe was a 19th C. Gilded Age Giant; Tim Lincecum is a 21st C. Gilded Age Giant. In a recent game, he threw 138 pitches, the high for any major leaguer this year, and that surrounded other games in which he was around the 120 pitchcount mark. The Giants are out of the race and the only reason for taking the whip to Lincecum is to push his Cy Young candidacy. As treatment of an asset, this is handing out subprime mortgages in the 9th Ward of New Orleans the day before Katrina hits. Were I a more talented parody song writer, I'd compose a version of Springsteen's American Skin (138 pitches) to reflect my view of the abuse Lincecum's been put through this month.

REGGIE SMITH:

The adjective always used by Rice supporters to describe him is "feared". Google "Jim Rice"+ feared, you'll get almost 18,000 hits (with safesearch on, of course). Next year, at HOF time, supporters of his candidacy will cherry pick statistics but then rest their case on "fear" - and contemporaneous players will talk about Rice in terms describing how fearsome he was.

Jim Rice was a good baseball player; his translated career line is .290/.350/.535; his WARP3 is just a tick above 80, driven down by his being a really, really bad fielder. His OPS+ is 128 - he had one year where he slugged over .600 (two, translated) he was a good baseball player. Not nearly, not nearly as good as Dwight Evans, but really good.

But the word used to describe him is fear - and my suggestion is it's not a coincidence that in a Boston lineup surrounded by white guys, the black guy would be the one called "fearsome."


Like the white guy being called scrappy. Or cerebral.

When I was 13 in rural Ohio in 1984, there was nothing that changed the tone of a pickup game like the introduction of a black guy. The whispers..the looks of panic - they were impossible not to notice. And when I was 17 broadcasting high school basketball games in rural Ohio, the black guy, regardless of ability, would always draw the most attention - and a team composed of mostly black guys would send a shudder through an opposing gymnasium equivalent to that 9 year old Little Leaguer who got banned from his league earlier this summer when all the other parents refused to let their kids play against him.

Somehow, it was viewed as unfair, all those black kids getting to play together.

There's not any of you who have ever played sports in a largely white environment who don't know what it is I'm talking about. At least none of you who so played before the last decade or so.

It doesn't strike me coincidental that, in the mid 1970s, that the one black guy in the Red Sox lineup was perceived as fearsome by white teammates, white opposing pitchers, white fans, and, most importantly, white baseball writers. It became part of their collective consciousness and then became the narrative used to discuss Rice and, as we've seen time and again in matters even more important than baseball -- narrative is accepted as more true than facts by an unsettling number of people.


The most important political piece written about the Bush Administration was Ron Suskind's NYT Mag. piece before the 2004 election, quoting an Administration official as saying the problem with Susskind, journalists, readers of the New York Times, and democrats as a whole were that they were part of the "reality-based community," those people who "believe that solutions emerge from judicious study of discernible reality....That's not the way the world really works anymore ... when we act, we create our own reality."

As long as you live, if you read a more nakedly honest explanation about the way propaganda works by someone tasked with creating that propaganda, please send it to me. "Facts", the joke from the Daily Show
went, have a "liberal bias."

That story is not this story - this narrative's about a fearsome hitter named Jim Rice who is about to be elected into the HOF despite his WARP3 of 80 and who will be described in every piece with some variant of the adjective fear. It's a reality created for him. The baseball writers, as they often do, will tell my facts to shut up.

And that story has nothing to do with Reggie Smith, the 171st greatest major league baseball player who ever lived, for which I apologize. Reggie Smith was the best position player on those 70s Dodgers teams, and and as a 7 year old Giants fan in 1978, he scared the hell out of me.

And Reggie Smith played for the Red Sox too, back in the 60s. And despite his also being a power hitting African-American corner OF, no one ever calls him the most fearsome hitter of his time.

So, it could be that I'm making all of this up.


JOE TORRE: Incidentally, on si.com there's a piece by Jon Heyman, talking about VORP (the version of WARP3 that doesn't adjust for defense) his view is that VORP shouldn't be used in MVP consideration because it insufficiently considered "clutch".


He's wrong. Sportswriters, as I've mentioned, like to decry the use of statistics that weren't invented by Alexander Cartwright - both because they're incapable of orginal thought, simply parroting the analysis they first learned from The Sporting News when they were eleven - and because the more we can use facts to explain the condition of the world the less we need interpretation.

That's a feature of the Englightenment (and the Reformation) the idea that truth didn't require a filter; we don't need Kings or Holy Men to get to truth (or heaven) there are scientific facts that apply to all people regardless of their genetic circumstance (you don't need the priest to tell you what the bible says). Obviously, the class of interpreters is threatened if their wisdom is unneeded. If I can look at a number and understand performance - then I don't need a baseball writer to explain the game to me.


That doesn't mean there's no room for storytelling, but it makes it harder for sportswriters, very few of which with the ability to combine nouns and verbs like David Foster Wallace. It removes them (or should) from their positions of power in MVP and HOF voting. Every time you hear a baseball analyst torturously trying to define the word "valuable" or explain how there are criteria beyond on field performance for their HOF, it should ring self serving to you. They then marginalize those who actually use facts as opposed to sophistry to support their arguments. "Computer geeks" or 'bloggers in their mother's basement" become the terms tossed around.

The gulf between most of the sports analysis you read, hear during call in shows or games or see on ESPN and quantifiable truth, objectively understandable reality, is vast. This was something I learned from Bill James when I was 11 years old, reading the Baseball Abstract in 1982. The "expert" class lies to you - they lie to you and do so without fear of being caught.

That was a gateway for me - much in the same way I used my 6 year old recognition that there was no Easter Bunny into an understanding that adults created a world of mythical creatures to control the behavior of children - I used my 11 year old recognition that the sportswriters who were my baseball filter didn't know the game as well as I could to understand that those charged with explaining the way the world worked - media and political elite - cherry picked facts to fit their own narratives.

I haven't believed in Beatles in a long, long time. No hocus, no pocus. No mumbo, no jumbo. If you have a claim to make, show me the evidence to support it. Otherwise, I'm movin' on.


DEREK JETER: It's hard to overstate just how bad a fielder Jeter's been over the course of his career - he's 112 fielding runs below position - most of that damage occuring exactly when Jeter was getting most of his glove love from the pundits, the early part of this century. Max Kellerman (Jeter apologist) does a bit on his radio show where he talks about celebrities/athletes who are exactly the opposite of what they are supposed to be (the example he uses is that Sarah Jessica Parker was supposed to be pretty) - Jeter should be on the list twice, once for fielding (known as a good glove, can't field the position) and once for being a "team" guy ('cause the guy they moved to 3B to keep Jeter at SS was a much better fielder; for the good of the team, Jeter should have moved).


PAUL HINES: Hines played for the Washington Nationals in 1872. They went 0-11. They had a cumulative WARP3 of -7.3. One player...one player on the team, Dennis Coughlin, had a positive WARP3 in '72 (.4).


0-11. Imagine Paul Hines, 17 years old, in his rookie season playing baseball in Washington DC, just a few miles from his home in Virginia, a state that was fighting a war against the United States only 7 years before. I'm writing this at the end of 2008; 9-11 was seven years ago; imagine someone from Al Quaeda in middle relief next season.

He made 37 outs in 49 plate appearances that year. Is there any better example of there being more in heaven and earth than is dreamt in your philosophy than considering how far removed it must have been from any element of Paul Hines's 17 year old reality in 1872 - that almost 140 years later, I'd be typing his name into this computer in a tie for the 168th greatest major leaguer of all time.


What would the analogy be in your life? What would have to be happening, 140 years from right now to approach the type of mind blowing that Paul Hines would have gone through had he the awareness of his level of immortality?

JIMMY WYNN: The Toy Cannon's a fun and creepy nickname. Sort of a precursor to the Big Unit.


Wynn's here for his stick; he actually finished a tick below position in fielding runs, albeit that position was center field - and for a center fielder, his career translated slugging of .522 is ballin'. That's about 90 points higher than his actual slugging - which speaks to how circumstance can alter careers; Wynn played in the Astrodome in the late 60s, the biggest park in the worst era for hitters. Sort of an inverse Koufax effect; an arm in a big park in the late 60s becomes an immortal - a bat in a big ballpark in the late 60s gets forgotten.

As mentioned previously, I dislike the semantic games sports pundits play with the word valuable when it comes to an MVP vote - since there is no "best player" award - that clearly is how the vote should be based - but the sports media torturously go through discussions of the true meaning of value every year, injecting their undergraduate levels of linguistic training into what should just be performance analysis. But straight analysis would remove their interpretive skills from the discussion - would place a higher premium on facts than on narrative - and they just can't have that. Sports analysts depend upon obfuscation, turning the clear to cloudy.

However - if you wanted to kick around the word value - consider Wynn's 1965 season - where his 11+ WARP3 was a full 25% of Astros production that year. But Houston lost 97 games and Wynn's offense was hidden by ballpark and time, and the sportswriters didn't notice.

That's why you should stop listening when, for example, a Jim Rice supporter talks about MVP shares - the idea that Rice has a high percentage of career votes for MVP relative to the HOF. It's effectively sportswriters saying their dumbness yesterday should guide their decisions today. It's sportswriter stare decisis. Maybe Clarence Thomas is right after all that precedent should be ignored.

Mays won the MVP in '65 and he was better, with a WARP3 at 13+. But second was Koufax.

His WARP3 was 10+. As you watch the '65 season, seeing Koufax in his reverse-steroid era in his giant ballpark mowing down hitters for the 97 win Dodgers - it makes sense to put him second on your MVP ballot. And when you watch Wynn, 23 years old, hitting .275 with 23 homers and 73 RBI for a 97 loss Astros team, it's understandable that it didn't register.

But now it's 40+ years later. And we clearly put some statistics in context - otherwise, why exactly is Mark McGwire not in the HOF? The proper context for the '65 season recognizes offensive deflation, ballpark impact, and the positional value of 157 games in CF. Jimmy Wynn had his career year in 1965, he had a better season than Sandy Koufax did. Sportswriters in '65 get a pass for not noticing, that's contextual also - but in 2009 (hey, my first post for 2009!) it's inexcusable to use those old MVP votes to make current HOF judgments - and it's just poor performance analysis to fail to understand the terrific career of a guy like The Toy Cannon, the 166th greatest major leaguer of all time.

BOB JOHNSON: Did you ever read Blink? Malcolm Gladwell uses the term "thin slice" to describe thinking without analysis, the idea that those with a very high level of expertise (about 10,000 hours worth, as defined in his subsequent work Outliers) can accurately recognize something within their field of endeavor on a pre-concscious level. I tried to articulate this in my own career inside this month; I've been teaching for ten years; there's not many occurences inside a classroom that I haven't encountered. I'm fairly confident within a pretty small margin of error virtually everything that will happen whenever I present a particular lesson in a particular way. I had an incident recently that went in a completely unpredictable direction; how I wanted to explain its unfolding was that I had thin sliced it in a way that turned out to be entirely wrong and I was without mechanism to categorize the reasons why.


(That's really all the detail I'll write about this for confidentiality reasons. Maybe in another ten years.)

I haven't been looking at baseball statistics long enough to thin slice (I hope) but for as long as I can recall I've really liked Bob Johnson, and solely for the reason that his numbers seem singular to me. He had no apprenticeship period; he slugged .500+ in his rookie year at 28 years old, and slugged .500+ in his next to last season when he was 39. And those are his raw numbers - his translated numbers look even better; here are Johnson's translated slugging percentages for every season in his career:



.527

.577

.531

.509

.580

.581

.585

.560

.534

.536

.509

.613

.472


In 1944, at 39 years old, Johnson had the best offensive season of his career; with a translated line of .307/.416/.613. His OPS+ was 174; he more than doubled his home run total from his previous year.

If those numbers were 2004, instead of 1944, maybe he'd be in SI.com today for a failed steroid test instead of ARod.

I'm uncertain why he quit after '45. The War probably plays some role, and his advanced age probably plays some role in his not losing time for the military.

Bill James, quoting Bob Carroll, quoting Ralph Waldo Emerson, got it right about Bob Johnson:

"Consistency may be the hobgoblin of little minds," wrote Carroll, "but it can also make certain ballplayers nigh unto invisible. Indian Bob Johnson never had one of those super seasons that make everyone sit up and whistle. While phenoms came, collected their MVP trophies, and faded, he just kept plodding along hitting .300, with a couple dozen homers and a hundred ribbies year after year...like a guy punching a time clock." – Bill James, in Whatever Happened to the Hall of Fame?

WHITEY FORD: Ford got as big a Yankee bounce as any player historically; two top 5 MVP finishes in the years where he had the monster win totals, and a Cy Young in '61 despite a more pedestrian under 7.0 WARP. Ford's 2.75 career ERA jumps over a run, to 3.86 when normalized for ballpark and era and his adjusted hits/9 innings evens out at a hearty 9.0. Ford finished 3rd in the Cy voting in '56, behind Newcombe and Maglie (the Cy wasn't yet given in both leagues). '56 was Ford's career year, but his 8.4 WARP put him behind 4 pitchers in the AL alone (Early Wynn was the AL's best pitcher in '56). Ford won the Cy in '61, finishing 5th in the AL MVP vote. But his 6.4 wasn't even tops for the Yanks in '61 - that honor belonged to Luis Arroyo.


Luis Arroyo?

Luis Arroyo had a career WARP of a little over 14. Over half of that came in 1961 when he pulled a 7.7. Untranslated, Arroyo was 15-5 with 29 saves and a 2.19 ERA in '61 - while Ford was 25-4, but with an ERA over a run higher, 3.21. That's actually a helluva trivia question. In '61, the Yankees had four guys finish in the top 6 for the AL MVP.

You know who went 1-2, it was 1961. Ford was 5th - and Luis Arroyo finished 6th. 4 in the top 6. Oh - Arroyo got a first place vote! Someone, in the year where Roger Maris broke the single season home run record, threw a first place vote to Luis Arroyo. Tell Billy Crystal! That's the HBO movie I want to see.

1*: The Luis Arroyo Story.

Look, Whitey Ford was terrific with a career 133 ERA+; his Palmer number is higher than his WARP, and so he sticks here as the 159th greatest player of all time. But he got a Yankee bounce when he played, huge win totals that gave him end of the year awards juice, and that bounce has carried into our collective understanding of his worth.

Oh - and Ford was a notorious cheater. Constant and unrepentant. Somehow, he escaped our national scorn

RICK REUSCHEL: That's a helluva '77 pitching at Wrigley; untranslated he won 20 with an ERA well under 3.00. He finished 3rd in the Cy balloting, but had better seasons than both Lefty (who just did get over WARP3 of 10) and John (who didn't). Seaver finished 4th, he went 10.1. Candelaria 5th - and his WARP3 was just under 9. I'm gonna call it - Reuschel deserved the NL Cy Young Award in 1977. He finished 21st in the MVP vote; let's see how that turns out: George Foster won in his career year, but had an 11.7; Luzinski finished second but had a 6.5; the Cobra had his career year (Parker and Foster both went over WARP3 of 10 only once in their careers, in 1977) but not close to Reuschel. I'm startin' to tingle a little bit. Reggie Smith (#171) had his only ever 10+ season in '77, but not close. Carlton finished 5th and we just hit him. Garvey and his 5.6 WARP3 finished 6th (helluva job, BBWA!), Sutter, as bad a HOF choice as has been made in my lifetime, finished behind Reuschel in the Cy - but all the way up at 7th in the MVP, he had his career year saving Daddy's games, but under a 10.0 (Reuschel also picked up a save in '77, just for the hell of it). Cey was under 10. So was Ted Simmons. One more - Schmidt finished 10th, but had a WARP3 of 11.0, 'cause, you know, he was Mike Schmidt.


So, here's my NL MVP Ballot for '77:

1. Reuschel

2. Foster

3. Schmidt

At 11.7, Foster's close enough that I'm not hating the decision, but as you sit here looking at Rick Reuschel being called the 164th greatest baseball player ever, consider how your perceptions might be different had he gone Cy/MVP in 1977.

My weight fluctuates...considerably - one day in '96 I was taking a bus to Candlestick to watch the Giants lose, one assumes, and a fellow traveler suggested I resembled Big Daddy. That hurt my feelings at the time, as I was forced to recognize my weight had taken that degree of elevation, causing my neck to subsume my chin. In later years, I would have been grateful to hear such a comparison as John Candy, circa Planes, Trains, and Automobiles seemed more apt. Now, I could fit into Reuschel's pants again, if not his spikes as the 164th best baseball player ever.

No, that should not be read as if I want to get into Rick Reuschel's pants.

And that's your 2009 leader in the clubhouse for oddest sentence I'm likely to write this year.

The Giants have, of course, been to two World Series in my lifetime; Reuschel's the first member of either team to make the list, allowing me to talk about the '89 team.

We weren't any better than losing that series - a total WARP3 of 70, just a tick above the Cubs, who we beat in the NLDS and a tick below the A's (steroids! cheaters! they should have an asterisk and we were the real champions! You're right, that is way more fun than, you know, principled analysis).

Here are your 1989 National League Champion Giants:

C Terry Kennedy 3.7

1B Will Clark 13.2

2B Robby Thompson 7.6

SS Jose Uribe 5.2

3B Ernest Riles 4

LF Kevin Mitchell 13.6

CF Brett Butler 8.4

RF Candy Maldonado 3

Of the bench players, only Matt Williams 3.6 provided any value; we sat through lots of plate appearances by Oberkfell (his OPS+ was good) and Manwaring and Pat Sheridan and Tracy Jones in '89 - that lack of RF production really hammered us. None of the arms gave us much.

1. Rick Reuschel 4.5

2. Don Robinson 2.8

3. Scott Garrelts 4.8

4. Kelly Downs -.3

5. Mike Krukow .1

Cl Craig Lefferts 2.6

Mike LaCoss had a 2.2, Atlee Hammaker a 1.4, no one else had a significant contribution. Probably, there weren't enough moves available to squeeze the Giants past the A's (massive, massive cheaters - where's our rings? Fun!) but research might unearth places that this group could have been aided; two all time great seasons by Clark and Mitch, solid contributions from most of the rest of the lineup - a hole in RF and nothing on the mound - that's the story of the NL Champs from 1989.

The Player Comments, part I

SI just did a piece about sports bucket lists, the suggested answers being sporting events one wants to attend before one dies.  As I've gotten older, my interest in attending live events has diminished considerably; I have a big TV and when I'm not working my interest in wading through social interactions is less than zero.  But I do have a list.  Currently on it is reposting my Top 200 MLB Players Ever.  Those of you from the previous blog recognize that at least half of the posts were dedicated to composing the list, putting up player comments and eventually revealing the entire countdown.  In moving material over from the remnants of that site, I have been aflame with repurposing the list; the metrics have changed more than a little bit to enchance defense and I altered my methodology to take peak value into greater account.  The ordering of the Top 200 is now finished, yes, it's taken an obscene amount of time, so as soon as I can get the statistics in place, the new and improved top 200 will be here.  And my bucket will be empty like Bob Novak's. 

Here are some excerpts of the old player comments.  They use the previous version of WARP3 but the updated and revised list will be current.  Sure, I wasn't in love with putting in crazy work and then having the numbers change.  But it's a better list as a result.  No, I don't know why I'm like this, but I always have been. 

RON CEY: The moral of the story - there's no debate that Cey had the best career, and there's no debate that Lopes was 2nd. Garvey's the one you know; he was a glamor player at a glamor position in a glamor town; I don't know if there were 5 better known baseball players on the planet in the late 1970s than Steve Garvey. But he had no power, didn't walk, and hurt you with his glove; he was just another guy. He was nice to me in 2000; as a guy, I have nothing bad to say about Garvey, but he wasn't as good as we were led to believe. If you're a baseball fan about my age, in your (gulp) late 30s, and your sense of baseball was formed in the late 70s, to learn that not only was Darrell Evans a better baseball player than Steve Garvey - but that it isn't even close is a transformative experience. That's a good litmus test, actually, for your local beat writer (or Bob Costas) ask him who was better, Evans or Garvey. If he gets it wrong, literally never listen to another syllable. The science has left him behind.


BOB LEMON An example of where the Pete Palmer stats from the Baseball Encyclopedia (Total Baseball is gone, taken over by Baseball Encyclopedia, which was taken over by ESPN, regardless, I heart it so dearly and my copy sits beside my computer, well, not this computer, since I'm at work, but the other computer, the one I sit at pantsless, which, I know, is creepy to consider) help to balance WARP3 - the Davenport number for Lemon is low; if BP ever puts out a list of the 200 best MLB players ever, Lemon won't be on it - but Lemon's Palmer number is high, and in the wash, Bob comes out, coincidentally enough, right one spot ahead of Chet. In my head I see them sitting over a beverage of some type, a cool refreshing drink perhaps, chuckling at the result. Of course, even this ranking would take Bob clean out of the HOF (dude had a short career, yo) I don't know where I'd cut off membership to the HOF, but I'm thinking I wouldn't invite all 200 guys - maybe only the top 100 make it, the second 100 wind up celebrated in an auxillary unit - actually, concentric circles make sense - as, while all of the guys at this level are real close - once we get higher, there's real separation among the top guys - not hard at all really to find a top 25, for example. Perhaps you have, I don't know, 9 circles, ever widening, of players in the HOF, maybe for a total of 200, maybe fewer, maybe just 180 - and when a player comes into the list, as obviously will keep happening - that means someone gets kicked out. Why not? Kicked out of the HOF - absolutely. Moved down to a new circle. Sure. Right now, the Lemons are on the edge of this list - but five years from now, certainly they can't keep their spots.


Concentric circles for the Baseball HOF, say 9 of them and a total of 180 guys, and you get moved down once you're passed up. How about that? Lemon's worst season from '48-56 was 1954 (WARP 3 6.2), which was, of course, the Indian team with 111 wins. The Indians lost that WS (the Giants last, as of this writing, WS title) but won in '48 (the last time, as of this writing, the Indians won the WS) which, at 11.2, was Lemon's second best season. 3 Indians were over WARP3 11.0 in '48, Keltner was 11.7 and Lou Boudreau - Lou Freaking Boudreau had a WARP3 of 15.7 in 1948. That means the left side of the Indians infield in '48 had a WARP3 of 27.4; that might be (I'm making this up) the best season for a 3B/SS combo ever. Tack on Joe Gordon's 9.6 from 2B and you see why this was the Indian team that won the whole thing. Only one guy, Bobby Avila, had a WARP3 over 8.2 from that '54 team - perhaps the view that the '54 team was superior needs to be reassessed. Bob Lemon's the first HOF'er on the list, the first pitcher on the list, the first player on the list with 2 seasons of 10.0+ WARP3 and he's the 198th greatest major league baseball player ever.

ALBERT BELLE: Dude could rake. He's the first name on the list from the "steroid" era, and he fits the profile. My feelings about steroids, mentioned in other places of this blog are that we can adjust for the offensive inflation of this era the same way we can adjust for the inflation that produced Hack Wilson's 191 rbi or the deflation of the 1960s; era adjustments and ballpark adjustments are not new; it's an easy fix. While the "steroid" era had a spike in offense, it wasn't an unprecedented one; simple research shows that the view that somehow all baseball until 1998 was played on a level field is demonstrably untrue. Offense goes up, offense goes down. Happens. The degree to which a smaller strike zone, smaller ballparks, changes in bat and ball, and other non steroid related factors influenced the most recent offensive spike are hard to quantify, but obviously they play some role. It's reasonable to think that steroids played some role too; all medical science has, be it in training or recovery - be it in radically improved surgical procedures and preventive medcine, be it the incredible monetary increases in the game that allow teams and players to focus 365 days a year in improving their bodies - whether it's Curt Schilling's ability to get his tendon sewed to his sock or Kirk Gibson having gallons of cortisone poured into his body - or player X getting lasik eye surgery, all technology, presumably, plays some role in increasing performance. We do adjustments for era and let the numbers speak. The pre-1947 players on the list are all white - and all Americans; the game not only opened up to African-Americans, but has evolved to mine global talent; the available pool of pitchers against hitters, hitters against pitchers, is exponentially deeper in 2008 than was it in 1988, 1968, 1948 or 1928. To my way of thinking, the reaction that allegations that player Y used some type of performance enhancing drug for some measure of his career invalidates that career is not supportable.


I don't have the slightest idea if Albert Belle took steroids. I don't have the slightest idea if he did take steroids to what extent that increased his performance. I don't have the slightest idea the extent to which we should invalidate any of those performance gains, even if we were able to specifically segregate them. I don't have the slightest idea how we can pretend that a home run hit while a ballplayer was "on the juice" did not happen. Does that mean the pitcher should have it removed from his record? What if the pitcher was "on the juice" - then is it okay? What if the pitcher was - and the batter wasn't? Does Babe Ruth get to keep all the home runs he hit against pitchers who would not have been in the league had African-Americans been allowed to pitch to him? Does Hank Aaron get to keep all the home runs he hit against pitchers who wouldn't have been in the league had all of the Latin American arms which have now been found, been mined, by MLB been available in the 1960s? Does Todd Helton give up home runs because the offensive spike for pre-humidor Coors Field was significantly higher than the leaguewide spike of the "steroid" era? Do we take away home runs hit in small ballparks and add home runs hit in large ballparks?

We make adjustments for era. Good adjustments. Significantly better adjustments to factor in the impact of inflation than does the consumer price index. To single out steroids (and then, just a handful of players suspected of using steroids - as I write this the Yankees just had Jason Giambi moustache day at the Stadium - when does Raffy Palmeiro get his moustache day? Why is it some suspected "users" are pariahs and others are celebrated?) as the one variable which invalidates facts.

Facts are good. They don't disappear because we don't like them.

FRANK TANANA: The best criticism of this list is that the WARP3 number focuses on career value as opposed to peak value; which is why, as mentioned elsewhere, when Baseball Prospectus evaluates HOF candidates each year, they combine career WARP3 with the 7 top WARP3 seasons from each player. My use of the Baseball Encyclopedia number is a nod in that direction; you'll note there are guys on the list like Tanana with 100+ WARP numbers but sub 20 PW (Tanana has the lowest PW number on the list) one of those things reflected there is Tanana's main resume strength is he was able to pitch for 21 years. Only 3 of those years, '75-77 were premium years; Tanana was over 10 in WARP3 each of those seasons, almost a third of his career value coming in that stretch - in the rest of his career, he topped a WARP3 7.o just once and 6.0 just two additional times. That's years of mediocre pitching, which is why his PW is so low, and why he's at the bottom of the list.


But he is on the list - and Sandy Koufax isn't.

And that's intentional, that's a methodological choice that I've made in giving great weight to career value. On his best day, Frank Tanana was not as good as Sandy Koufax on his best day.

For one game, take Koufax.

But Sandy Koufax only had 3 seasons above a 10.0 WARP3, just like Tanana. And while his best season (11.9) was better than Tanana's (10.8) those numbers aren't as far apart as one might think. And then the rest of Koufax's career was one year above a 8.0, another year above 7.0, and seven seasons that look a lot like the rest of Tanana's career - except Tanana had twice as many of them.

So, at their best, Koufax was better than Tanana, but not by a substantial margin - what is substantial is that nearly 2000 innings that Tanana pitched that Koufax didn't. Sandy Koufax retired after 12 years with a WARP3 of 68.3. Through Frank Tanana's first 12 years, his WARP3 was 69.5

If Frank Tanana had pitched for only as many innings as Sandy Koufax, he would have had the same career.

But Frank Tanana then pitched for 9 more seasons. Almost 2000 innings more than Koufax.

So, while I recognize that one is in the HOF, one made the ESPN list of the greatest 100 athletes of the century, one is revered, immortalized, considered one of the half dozen greatest pitchers ever - it's the other one who is on my list.

And should be. Frank Tanana was better than Sandy Koufax. The WARP3 for the '75 Angels was 39.1. Tanana was more than a quarter of the value of the entire club. The WARP3 for the '76 Angels was 38.3. Tanana was more than a quarter of the value for that club. Frank Tanana was the 196th best player in MLB history.


BOBBY ABREU: Abreu benefits from a nudge upward that active players are getting. It's a small nudge for Abreu; I'm trying to project just to the end of the 2008 regular season, given that the list, I'm guessing, will run not only through the remainder of this season, but finish up somewhere over the winter. With how close the math is, what I'd like to avoid is not ranking Abreu today - but then having to say he's 190th three months from now. So, it's not a projection to the end of his career - that's not the nudge active players are getting - just what should be expected between now and October. A guy who just misses currently is Andruw Jones, who, when I first took a pass at this, projected as #199 by season's end - but now, with his BA still under the Mendoza line, it doesn't appear he'll make it. Both Abreu and Jones are good examples of guys who have been in sharp decline since the heightened steroid scrutiny, but who haven't been tarred at all with the "cheater" brush. Abreu's power disappeared seemingly overnight, and Jones is in total freefall. This isn't to say they (1) used steroids or (2) gave up steroids or (3) that steroids are a significant factor in their declines even given (1) or (2). It's to say that even within baseball, the tarnishing of guy X as opposed to guy Y has been capricious. And considering the entire sports landscape - Terry Bradshaw has admitted to prescription steroid use and there is a body count developing from that 70s Steeler team - and why is it that Evander Holyfield gets to keep his reputation as a good guy; look at the evidence connecting him with steroids. One of the tests of any system, be it legal or ethical, is its ability to be applied consistently. The scarlet letters we've thrown onto certain baseball players of this era as opposed to other athletes serve as examples of how wrongheaded our approach to steroids has been; and while I'm largely wishcasting with this next part - I think history will not be kind to this period of sports commentary regarding PED use. The hypocrisy is thick; everytime I have heard a fan or analyst call a Barry Bonds a cheater - or, as Brian Kenny did on his New York radio show, "a villain" I wait for the condemnation of their guys. Andy Pettitte? Jason Giambi? Gary Sheffield and Roger Clemens were Yankees for several years. If you're a Pirates fan, harboring anger at Bonds for leaving in '93 and carrying around a big foam asterisk - my assumption is you feel the Steelers 70s dynasty was tainted.



Sports fans are essentially haters - rooting against whomever they don't root for. But to transpose that impulse to the level of ferociousness that has existed in demonizing a Barry Bonds - who sits unemployed, under indictment, a year after a .480 OBP - has amazed me. Bonds has been squarely placed by sports media and other sports analysts in the same category as OJ Simpson - the anger, the hatred, the vitriol that has been spewed in his direction - while a Jason Giambi gets moustache day at Yankee Stadium - is nothing short of shocking.

DUCKY MEDWICK: Oh yeah, he won the Triple Crown in '37, last time it ever happened in the NL. So there's that. His OPS+ that year was 180.


Not much not to like. A slightly above average glove, 35 runs over for his career in LF. A good, good bat - 3 years over 10.0 and the rightful best player in the NL in '37. The deal with the Dodgers was weird; Medwick broke in when he was 20; he was still 28 when he was moved in '40, and in addition to those 3 years of 10.0+ WARPs he had a total of 15.6 in '38 and '39, so the slip shouldn't have been as noticeable as it was.

As it turned out, Ducky left his big years in St Louis; he was just okay/good for Brooklyn in '40-42. But he and Curt Davis for Koy, Doyle, Nahem, and Haas doesn't seem like good value for the Cards. There are numbers that could be researched, I'm thinkin'.

Research done.

Rickey gave Ducky Medwick away. Twice.

This deal looked bad on its face, dealing a guy just a couple years out from his Triple Crown when he was still under 30 for nobody.

It turned out badly; as Dodgers, Medwick and Davis each put up total WARPs in the low 20s, the 4 guys the Cards got back did a total WARP of under 5 in their Cardinal careers.

Rickey followed Medwick to Brooklyn a couple years later - and then in '43 he sold him outright to the Giants.

Rickey gave away Ducky Medwick twice in 3 years.

Curious.

JACK CLARK: When I was 14, I was skeptical, but didn't automatically hate the trade that sent Clark to the Cards for Green, Rajsich, LaPoint, and Uribe. As I went to write this, I was set tp make the argument that Clark's treatment in San Francisco was an example of the "blame the best player" syndrome, where the club's superstar gets unwarranted blame when his team never wins anything.Well - Clark was the club's superstar, and the Giants never won anything - but interestingly, Clark was only the best player on the Giants for one season, '78, his best year where he finished 5th in the NL MVP vote. Parker won that year - but had a lower WARP3. Garvey finished 2nd, also with a lower WARP3 (could Jack Clark have been the best player in the NL in 1978?) Reggie Smith finished 4th...again, lower than Clark. 7 year old Jim Jividen is very excited; I attended my first ever baseball game at Candlestick Park in 1978; had I known I was seeing the best player in the National League, my entire personal arc may have been altered! Larry Bowa finished 3rd and got 3 first place votes; it was Bowa's career year by a long way, but still - not as good as Clark. Not George Foster. Not Greg Luzinski. Not Gaylord or Winfield. Not Stargell. That's the top ten - I'll look at Rose before I call it - done.
 
Jack Clark had the best season in the NL in 1978.But in his 6 remaining Giants' seasons he never hit 7.0 again; they had Jeff Leonard/Chili Davis manning the corners, and after a 96 loss 1984, decided to make a move. Perfectly reasonable.
 
As a Cardinal:Clark: 17.3As Giants:Green: .8Rajsich -.2LaPoint: 3.2Uribe: 28.9Granted, Uribe was in San Francisco 8 years and Clark in StL only 3, but if you just take Uribe from '85-87, Clark's 3 years in StL - Jose's WARP3 total was 14.1; add in the other 3 from the deal (all only wore orange and black in '85) and what you get is:Cards: 17.3Giants: 17.9Even for just the stretch where Jack was in StL - the Giants got the better end. And then they got 5 more years of Uribe after that. Interesting. Sure, they could have moved Clark to first in '85 - he would have been an upgrade, but he with Will on the way, Jack had to go anyway - getting Uribe for him - I gotta say - sorta turned out to be a good deal.Clark was a bad RF, 40 runs under the league for his career - he's here because of the stick; you see the OPS+, his translated OBP/SLG in a career with 8200+ PA was .390/.551. I'm thinking this is going to lead to a piece dissecting all of the SFG RF.


ELMER FLICK: Flick could mash; that's the 39th best adjusted OPS in MLB history. Just a monster bat; the reason Flick is this low on the list is the short career; 1907 was his last productive year; essentially, Flick just spent his 20s hitting the crap out of baseballs and then quit. He was also a real, real good glove, 47 runs above average as a corner OF. You wanted this guy on your club. His OPS+ in his best season, 1900, was 170. His translated line that year was .340/.427/.672. He had translated slugging percentages over .600 four times. His career translated line is .308/.400/.570.


Which translates to awesome. Just awesome.

The Tigers offered a 20 year old Ty Cobb for him even up and were turned down, Flick got into a fistfight with Nap Lajoie and was the subject of a Pennsylvania Supreme Court decision regarding his jumping from Phils to A's. Plus, his name was Elmer. Like Fudd. And that's boss.

Tick, Tick, tick.

Monday, August 17, 2009


This was today; one of apparently A DOZEN guns at the Obama event in Phoenix.

Yeah, this a debate.  One side thinks it's about death panels and they're carrying automatic weapons.

I thought Obama's pulling the public option from consideration, guaranteeing failure of American health care (currently ranked 37th in the world.  U-S-A!  U-S-A!) would be the worst news of the day.  And then came this.

As Krugman notes today, the wackos protesting some type of universal health care as socialist are really protesting health care as practiced by the rest of the world.  Even Switzerland, a gun loving, free market haven, has a public option.

Further, over the weekend, the Washington Post picked up on my contextualizing this debate with previous conservative blockades to social justice, such as the Civil Rights Act of 1964.   The right wing position on social security, on unions, on the minimum wage, on civil rights has long been relegated to the dustbin of history - we don't look at George Wallace standing in the schoolhouse door in 1963 and think he was one side of a vibrant debate over federalism.  If we had cable news when Wallace tried to stop the desegregation of elementary schools or had his candidacy for President supported by the John Birch society, or became Alabama's governor while saying "segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever" the take would be about how passionate the opposition to civil rights is and how the Democrats needed to abandon their liberal base and reach across the Mason-Dixon line to accomodate the very understandable fears of the south.  Too much change after all.  Why does it need to happen so fast?  It took LBJ 6 months to pick out a dog but yet he has to rush civil rights legislation?

How did Johnson become President again?  For some reason I can't seem to recall.

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