1. John Brodie QB
2-3. Harris Barton OT/Gene Washington WR
4-5. Justin Smith DL/Len Rohde OT
6-7. Y.A. Tittle QB/Michael Carter DL - I'll make the same decision made in the actual draft that the spirit of the exercise requires the second QB be taken quickly.
8-9. Ken Norton LB/Garrison Hearst RB
10-11 Dwaine Board DL/Fred Quillan C
12-13. Tommy Hart DL/Derrick Deese OT
14-15. Ricky Watters RB/Richard Sherman CB - Watters is the WC selection for team 2, Sherman the first active player off the board in this draft.
16-17. Tim McDonald S/Larry Allen G - Aldon Smith gets left behind as Allen becomes the WC choice for Team 1.
18-19. Ray Brown G/Ken Willard FB
20-21. Bruce Bosley G/Nick Bosa DL - Bosa obviously is super, super speculative, but what the hell.
22-23. Mike Walter LB/Ahmad Brooks LB
24-25. Freddie Solomon WR/Willie Harper LB
26-27. Vernon Davis TE/Julian Peterson LB
28-29. Jeremy NewberryC /Derek Smith LB - I'm going to knock out the offensive lines for both teams now, even though both could theoretically wait
30-31. Bubba Paris T/John Ayers G
32-33. Don Griffin CB/Lee Woodall LB
34-35. Bill Romanowski LB/Kevin Fagan DL - so, both teams will play a 3-4 defense
36-37 -Eric Reid S /Eric Davis CB
38-39 -RC Owens WR/Tony Parrish S
40-41. Michael Crabtree WR/Russ Francis TE
42-43. Bruce Taylor CB/Mel Phillips S
44-45. Tom Rathman FB /Robbie Gould K
46-47. Doug Cunningham-returner/Frankie Albert P - a mild cheat, Albert did punt 299 times and pretty well, and getting him on the roster as a second QB is worth whatever tiny drop there might be in selecting the next P
48-49. Buck Shaw-HC/Mitch Wishnowsky P, Runager and Wittum is a coin flip for next punter, so I'll take the active guy and hope he lives up to that draft pick; I'm assuming the same rules apply for HC selection as for player selection.
50-51. Phil Dawson K/Kyle Shanahan, HC - Mariucci would be the other possibility here
52. Dexter Carter - returner
So, 4 teams drafted. Here they are:
Team Maiocco
Coach: Bill Walsh
QB Steve Young
RB Joe Perry
RB Frank Gore
WR Billy Wilson
WR Dwight Clark
TE George Kittle
C Forrest Blue
G Guy McIntyre
G Howard Mudd
T Bob St Clair
T Joe Staley
DE Cedric Hardman
DT Leo Nomellini
DT DeForest Buckner
DE Fred Dean
OLB Dave Wilcox
ILB NaVorro Bowman
OLB Matt Hazeltine
CB Eric Wright
S Ronnie Lott
S Dwight Hicks
CB Kermit Alexander
PK Joe Nedney
P Tommy Davis
KR/PR John Taylor
Team Papa
Coach: George Seifert
QB: Joe Montana
RB Roger Craig
RB Hugh McElhenny
WR Jerry Rice
WR Terrell Owens
TE Brent Jones
C Jesse Sapolu
G Randy Cross
G Woody Peoples
T Keith Fahnhorst
T Steve Wallace
DE Charles Haley
DT Bryant Young
DT Dana Stubblefield
DE Charlie Krueger
OLB Keena Turner
ILB Patrick Willis
OLB Frank Nunley (Papa's really got two inside linebackers here, and with Young/Stubblefield both on the interior up front, he really can't move Haley back...the Nunley pick was just weird)
CB Jimmy Johnson
S Merton Hanks
S Carlton Williamson
CB Deion Sanders
PK Ray Wesching
P Andy Lee
KR/PR Abe Woodson
Team 3
Coach: Buck Shaw
QB: John Brodie
RB Garrison Hearst
RB Tom Rathman
WR Freddie Solomon
WR Michael Crabtree
TE Russ Francis
C Jeremy Newberry
G Bruce Bosley
G Larry Allen
T Len Rohde
T Derrick Deese
DE Tommy Hart
DT Justin Smith
DE Nick Bosa
OLB Willie Harper
ILB Ken Norton
ILB Derek Smith
OLB Lee Woodall
CB Don Griffin
S Tim McDonald
S Eric Reid
CB Eric Davis
PK Robbie Gould
P Mitch Wishnowsky
KR/PR Dexter Carter
Team 4
Coach: Kyle Shanahan
QB Y.A. Tittle
RB Ricky Watters
RB Ken Willard
WR Gene Washington
WR RC Owens
TE Vernon Davis
C Fred Quillan
G Ray Brown
G John Ayers
T Harris Barton
T Bubba Paris
DE Dwaine Board
DT Michael Carter
DE Kevin Fagan
OLB Bill Romanowski
ILB Julian Peterson
ILB Mike Walter
OLB Ahmad Brooks
CB Richard Sherman
S Tony Parrish
S Mel Phillips
CB Bruce Taylor
PK Phil Dawson
P Frankie Albert
KR/PR Doug Cunningham