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The Weekly Tendown May 29-June4 2011

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Dear Internet:

I'm under contract to develop a course in the history of American disasters; there's deliverable contact for the next four Fridays, and given my teaching 8 courses it's Tendown that gets sliced pretty closely to the bone (although, as it turns out, I decided to write a little bit this week). For those of you who care about such things - my apologies; if I had a way to make my living doing more of this and less of that, I would pursue that opportunity.  Absent that, I give you what I can this week.  A week where many saw more of Blake Lively and Anthony Weiner than had we anticipated.  Admittedly, I spent more time on the former than the latter, and despite only the Congressman's photo being a subject of news and chat show fodder, I'd expect I'm not in the minority.

Here's Tendown 79.

1. Have I Mentioned Lance Armstrong Used PEDs?
This week's story:

The director of the Swiss anti-doping laboratory informed federal authorities last fall that Lance Armstrong's test results from the 2001 Tour de Suisse were "suspicious" and "consistent with EPO use," The Associated Press has learned.

Also this week, this piece in SI, from a writer with cancer essentially saying that it doesn't matter.  What matters is the work Armstrong's done to combat cancer.

And...okay.  I'm in.  He's right and his correctness is self evident. Cancer is more important than PED use.  Going after Lance Armstrong seems a little frivolous.  And I'd view that piece with less irritation had I not spent the last decade reading/watching the full force of the sports media establishment deify Lance Armstrong while vilifying Barry Bonds, despite the level of evidence against both being essentially the same.  The ubiquity with which this thought has been reflected in sports platform upon platform, year after year, has caused otherwise reasonable people to uncritically accept the notion that Bonds's career somehow didn't happen; that he just simply could not have been the home run hitter that Roger Maris was.

Let's consider just the following.  Armstrong's first Tour win was '98.  He failed a drug test (later explained away) in '99, putting him on the European anti-PED radar.  The McGwire/Sosa home run race was '98; accepted wisdom is Bonds, seeing the acclaim each man got, despite not being the ballplayer Bonds was, began his PED use in '99.

Since 1999,  Lance Armstrong's been on the cover of SI 11 times.

Here's one.

Lance Armstrong, Cycling,

Lance Armstong, Bike racing, USA

Here's another.

Lance Armstrong, Cycling,

That's a third; I'll spare you all 11 - believe me, you can look real, real hard - you won't see the cover about PEDs.  To use the language of reality competition shows - sports media gave Armstrong the "hero edit". During the first decade of the 21st century, when you saw Lance Armstrong in SI or on ESPN, it was covered in glory, accusations against him dismissed as being part of the same French anti-Americanism that led to their failure to support us in our glorious war for Iraqi freedom.  Lance Armstrong=Great Sports Hero is a dominant thread in our recent sports narrative.

During this same time frame, Barry Bonds has been on 6 SI covers.

Barry Bonds, Baseball, San Francisco Giants

Like this one.

Barry Bonds, Baseball, San Francisco Giants

And that one.

Barry Bonds, Baseball, San Francisco Giants

And that one too.

Go read this piece, from 2007, discussing the clear way in which Sports Illustrated has framed Bonds as a villain throughout his career; my argument is SI is most easily captured by pieces like this and that - but from ESPN, to local radio shows from border to border - this type of systematic "Armstrong good, Bonds bad" message has branded itself into our sports brain.

So - this week, when another brick in the Armstrong used PEDs wall was met by the "but cancer is more important" response in SI; my response was to simultaneously nod in agreement, and curse the broader context in which that agreement takes place.

2. Cost/Benefit
We're spending 113 billion dollars this year in Afghanistan.

Meanwhile, as part of budget cuts in New Jersey, Chris Christie is asking that Medicaid eligibility be reduced from the current maximum income of approximately $25,000 for a family of 3 to...ready...$5317.

I guess there are ways a country can have both policies simultaneously, but, at present, they escape me.

3. The Article You need to Read This week
It's Bob Reich.


Government could have enforced the basic bargain. But it did the opposite. It slashed public goods and investments — whacking school budgets, increasing the cost of public higher education, reducing job training, cutting public transportation and allowing bridges, ports and highways to corrode.
It shredded safety nets — reducing aid to jobless families with children, tightening eligibility for food stamps, and cutting unemployment insurance so much that by 2007 only 40 percent of the unemployed were covered. It halved the top income tax rate from the range of 70 to 90 percent that prevailed during the Great Prosperity to 28 to 35 percent; allowed many of the nation’s rich to treat their income as capital gains subject to no more than 15 percent tax; and shrunk inheritance taxes that affected only the top-most 1.5 percent of earners. Yet at the same time, America boosted sales and payroll taxes, both of which took a bigger chunk out of the pay the middle class and the poor than of the well off.


4. Rand Paul - Big Government Crusader
Rand Paul is a hardcore libertarian - a real believer in limited government - even when the result of that belief leads to a negative consequence.

For example, Paul believes the element of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 that requires business open to the public to serve customers without regard to race is a government overstep.  Sure, that means a return to whites only lunchcounters - but Paul is arguing principle - the commerce clause should not be viewed as a large enough vessel to accommodate that broad a construction of congressional power.  It's not that Paul wants to see a hotel turn away black patrons - it's that he doesn't believe government should be powerful enough to stop it from happening.  Freedom over all.

This week,  Rand Paul said we should lock people up if they attend the wrong kinds of speeches.

I guess there are ways a United States Senator can hold both positions simultaneously.  But at present, they escape me.

5. The Top 1%
The richest 1% of households have 39% of global wealth.

The last 10 years was worse for growth in real wages than the Great Depression.

Not low enough for Iowa Congressman Steve King, who wants fewer government intrusions into the relationship between labor and management.  His argument would have been well received by the railroad operators of the late 1800s.

I think the free market should set the wages. Labor is a commodity just like corn or beans or oil or gold, and the value of it needs to be determined by the competition, supply and demand in the workplace.


But what we don't spend enough time doing is discussing the benefits of a subsistence economy, that was rectified by Texas Governor Rick Perry this week.

I think we're going through those difficult economic times for a purpose.  To bring us back to biblical principles.

The distance between our country right now and assigning blame for crop failure to judgment of a wrathful god seems slight to me.

6. It Gets Better.  It Gets Worse


As I promised a few weeks ago, here's the Giants video for the It Gets Better series.

Meanwhile, Brandon Belt's got a fractured wrist and, Buster Posey may never catch again.

7. I Write the Stories
My composition of the all time 45 man rosters for each NFL franchise continued this week - you can get to the Saints, Falcons, Panthers - here.

I'm working on the text for my top 100 NBA players of all time, that will release somewhere approximating the end of the NBA Finals (it could be that I was rooting against the Heat in Game 2 given how hard the price on investing in the Heat would then fall.  Could be.)

I also watch the graps - 3 4 star matches this week, the Kings of Wrestling against Go and Taniguchi from NOAH in April was 4 1/4, Sasaki v. Takeda from Big Japan in April was 4 stars; and Sekimoto v. Hero from WXW in April was 4 1/2 stars, meaning it is added to my Match of the Year post, which currently is up to 18 matches at 4 1/2+ stars for the year.

8. Bridesmaids.




I also saw movies - Blue Valentine, which you can watch; Michelle Williams was nominated for an Oscar, and she's great - but its a good reminder that Ryan Gosling is the best actor alive who isn't on your instant list for "who is the best actor alive"; Please Give, a meditation about death and furniture which you should move to the top of your Netflix queue; and Bridesmaids, which is funny and worth watching despite a conservative undercurrent that individual hard work is the key to overcoming economic hardship.  Did you lose your bakery in the recession?  Stop complaining about it and get back in the kitchen.  It's neither bad advice for the individual, nor a bad device for a film - but it doesn't offer structural critique; the film looks at the economy from a "life's unfair, grow up" perspective that denies decisions that have been made, that are being made right now, by policymakers which put Kristen Wiig in the position to need to move back in with her Rick Springfield caricature drawing mother.  My reaction was similar to the SI piece this week about Armstrong; I don't disagree with a word outside of the broader context.  When the Megan character talks about being bullied in high school and using the It Gets Better fuel of that to study real hard and now she makes a ton of money - that's an applause line for the audience; it's the Oprah moment - you are responsible for your own circumstance.  And the ubiquity with which that is said, the degree to which that message of your need/ability to repair your own circumstance penetrates us (like Barry and Lance) and renders, I'd suggest, messages that the real need is economic structural change, harder to get through - it makes it easier for the right wing to attack discussions of economic justice, of health care reform, of the need to raise taxes on millionaires as oppositional to the values of personal responsibility that we all uncritically accept.  Our responsibility, as we are reminded by Wilson Phillips in their performance of "Hold On", the knowingly chosen theme song for Bridemaids, is to "hold on for one more day, things are gonna change."

You know what will make things "get better."?  Laws.  Government policy that works on behalf of working class Americans.  The opposite of the past 30 years of US economic policy.  The opposite of what is being done in statehouses like New Jersey and Florida and Texas right now.  And when the right wing cuts social services even more brutally than they already have - putting even more Americans precariously close to destitution - there will be even more plucky pieces of pop culture telling us to stop complaining and bake some more cakes.

That's the thesis of a book I will never have time to write; the degree to which messages of personal responsibility in popular culture increase during times of economic inequality, obscuring the need for structural reform.

9. Speaking of Pop Culture
Something curious is happening with video games.

10. Don't Do This.  Seriously.
Who's up for a Rocky Balboa musical.

That's all for this time.  I'll be back next time.  If there is a next time...

Your pal,

Jim

All Time New Orleans Saints 53 Man Roster

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Part of a series.  The previous post is here. Updated after 2019 season. All time Saints 53 man roster.



QB Drew Brees
      Archie Manning
      Aaron Brooks
RB Deuce McAllister
RB Mark Ingram
     RB Dalton Hilliard
     RB Tony Galbreath
     RB Pierre Thomas
WR Marques Colston
WR Eric Martin
      WR Joe Horn
      WR Danny Abramowicz
      WR Michael Thomas
TE Jimmy Graham
      TE Hoby Brenner
C John Hill
G Jahri Evans
G Jim Dombrowski
T Willie Roaf
T Stan Brock
     OL Carl Nicks
     OL Joel Hilgenberg
     OL Zach Strief
     OL Jon Stintchcomb
     
     
DE Wayne Martin
DT Derland Moore
DE Cameron Jordan
    DL Jim Wilks
    DL Will Smith
    DL Charles Grant
    DL Frank Warren
    DL Joe Johnson
    DL La'Roi Glover
OLB Rickey Jackson
ILB Sam Mills
ILB Vaughan Johnson
OLB Pat Swilling
     LB Jonathan Vilma
     LB Joe Federspiel
     LB Scott Shanle
     LB Renaldo Turnbull
     LB Mark Fields
CB Dave Waymer
S Tom Myers
S Gene Atkins
CB Johnnie Poe
     DB Roman Harper
     DB Sammie Knight
     DB Frank Wattelet
     DB Toi Cook
     DB Russell Gary
    
PK Morten Andersen
P Thomas Morstead


All Time Carolina Panthers 53 Man Roster

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Part of a series.  Previous post is here. Updated through the 2019 season.  All time Panthers 53 man roster.



QB Cam Newton
      QB Jake Delhomme
      QB Steve Beuerlein
RB DeAngelo Williams
RB Jonathan Stewart
      RB DeShaun Foster
      RB Brad Hoover
      RB Christian McCaffrey
WR Steve Smith
WR Muhsin Muhammad
     WR Mark Carrier
     WR Ted Ginn
     WR Brandon LaFell
TE Greg Olsen
     TE Wesley Walls
C Ryan Kalil
G Travelle Wharton
G Trai Turner
T Jordan Gross
T Chris Terry
     OL Matt Campbell
     OL Jeff Mitchell
     OL Frank Garcia
     OL Andrew Norwell

DE Julius Peppers
DT Kris Jenkins
DE Mike Rucker
     DL Charles Johnson
     DL Kawann Short
     DL Brentson Buckner
     DL Star Lotulelei
     DL Greg Kragen
     DL Sean Gilbert
OLB Thomas Davis
ILB Luke Kuechly
ILB Jon Beason
OLB Kevin Greene
     LB Sam Mills
     LB Lamar Lathon
     LB Dan Morgan
     LB Will Witherspoon  
     LB James Anderson
CB Chris Gamble
S Mike Minter
S Deon Grant
CB Eric Davis
     DB Josh Norman
     DB Charles Godfrey
     DB Ken Lucas
     DB Richard Marshall
     DB Doug Evans
PK John Kasay
P Jason Baker

All Time Atlanta Falcons 53 Man Roster

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Part of a series, previous post is here. This is updated through the 2019 season.



QB Matt Ryan
      QB Steve Bartkowski
      QB Michael Vick
      QB Chris Chandler
RB William Andrews
RB Warrick Dunn
      RB Jamal Anderson
      RB Gerald Riggs
      RB Michael Turner
WR Julio Jones
WR Roddy White
     WR Alfred Jenkins
     WR Terance Mathis
     WR Andre Rison
TE Tony Gonzalez
     TE Alge Crumpler
C Jeff Van Note
G Bill Fralic
G RC Thielemann
T Mike Kenn
T Jake Matthews
     OL Bob Whitfield
     OL Todd McClure
     OL Alex Mack


DE Claude Humphrey
DL Jonathan Babineaux
DE John Abraham
     DL Jeff Merrow
     DL Mike Gann
     DL Patrick Kerney
     DT Mike Lewis
     DL John Zook
     DL Chuck Smith
OLB Greg Brezina
ILB Jessie Tuggle
ILB Keith Brooking
OLB Don Hansen
    LB Tommy Nobis
    LB Fulton Kuykendall
    LB Buddy Curry
    LB Joel Williams
    LB John Rade
CB Deion Sanders
S Scott Case
S Ray Brown
CB Rolland Lawrence
    DB Bobby Butler
    DB Tom Pridemore
    DB Ken Reaves
    DB Ray Buchanan
    DB Kenny Johnson

PK Matt Bryant
P John James

QB - These guys and in this order without dispute; Matt Ryan and Chris Miller round out the top 5; Ryan's got several years before challenging Bartkowski. And those years are up.  He's number one. 

RB - Andrews, without question, is the best back in Falcon history (this is a good group).  The other 3 had very similar careers (Dunn, of course, had a Tampa career beyond this) such that they could be slotted in any order really.  Turner's running on fumes, but after 2012 he's a year away from maybe going by Riggs.   

WR - There isn't anyone close to breaking the receiver quarter either; Rison is the backup, the other three could be ordered in any way one might see fit, but as White's got more Falcon career left, I'm cool with this ranking.  After 2014, Jones is right on the edge of the list. After 2015, he's a starter.

TE - I just flipped Mitchell and Crumpler in doing this edit.  Gonzalez takes the top spot after 2013.  

OL - Good starting five and McClure, the top backup; Hinton or Dukes could take that 8th spot.

DL - Humphrey's the top Falcon DLineman; the next eight guys could largely be swapped in and out.  

LB - Tuggle and Brooking are so strong they keep Nobis on the bench; John Rade could take one of the last two spots.  

PK - Bryant is knocking on Andersen's door after 2015.

The Weekly Tendown May 22-28 2011

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Dear Internet:

I'm on deadline.  Here's Tendown 78.


1. It Gets Worse
See, this makes much more sense to me.  The Padres losing ten in a row; our having the greatest September for a pitching staff in a hundred years; Brooks Conrad giving us the Braves series; the Ross homers off Halladay; our batting around twice in a five game World Series; the .800 winning percentage in one run games this year - I don't recognize any of that.

The best catcher in San Francisco history, and the cornerstone of our future losing a leg on a home plate collision?  Yup.  That makes much more sense to me.

Dollar says we still win the division, but we can't repeat without Posey.

2. Glenn Beck's Timeline Of US History
Here's a terrific look at the history of the United States - courtesy of Simple Jack.

3. The One Article You Should Read This Week
If you know me, and you kinda do, loyal Tendown reader what's happened to this kid in Louisiana is the type of thing that will demand inclusion in this list.  His name is Damon Fowler, and for having the temerity to request his settled constitutional rights be upheld by his high school, the good Christians of his town have bared their fangs; including Fowler's parents - who threw him out of the house.

The next time you hear that its really Christians who are discriminated against in the United States - find something comparable to this story and get back to me.   In the US, if you see a vicious mob brandishing a book - it's likely to be the Bible.

4. Because Re-Reading that last Article Angered me All over Again.
Here's Stephen Hawking; smarter than both of us, and agreeing with me.

5. Erotic Church Signs
I'm still pissed so now I have to bring out the big guns.  I was hoping to keep saving this one until Christmasdown 2011.  But I'm breaking the glass.  Here's this look at sexually suggestive church signs.  Like this:


6. The ESPN Book is On My Desk
It will be probably be June before I get to it.  It's 700+ pages.  I pre-ordered before Thanksgiving.

Here's the GQ excerpt.

7. They Didn't Get a Snack in the Afternoon
That's what Fox and Friends said the Supreme Court decision upholding the order requiring California to reduce its prison population, almost twice its legally acceptable limit, was really about.  Prisoners not getting a snack in the afternoon.


Photographs like this were part of the record.

The lower court found the level of overcrowding caused an inmate to die every six or seven days.  Presumably not from lack of snacks.  Fox News.

Oh - and here's how Rush explains criticism of Sarah Palin.  Go ahead.  Click.

8. The Week in Florida
I live in Florida.

My Governor signed the new budget, cutting 600 million, much of it in aid to the poor, elderly, working class (while replacing that cut spending with increased tax breaks for corporations) and in a public signing ceremony, ejected people with "liberal looking" buttons.

My Congressman said his fellow Congressmen who are in favor of ending the war in Afghanistan should be shot.

9. I Write the Stories
4 posts this week.  My NBA finals pick is here. My athlete of the month is here. My all time NFC West 45 man roster, through which you can also get my all time Cardinals roster, is  here.

I also got in some graps - from the same ROH show over Mania weekend, a 4 star KOW v. Haas/Benjamin and a 4 ¾ star whipass Richards/Strong.

Oh - and I watched the shows like I do, the following is only for those of you who watch either Community or Cougar Town but do not watch both.  Everyone else can move to number 10.


That's Abed, which Community watchers know; earlier this season, in what may have been Community's best episode, Abed told a long story about being an extra on Cougar Town.

And this is a scene from the season finale of Cougar Town.  I yelled out "I see you Cougar Town!" as it was happening.




I see you Cougar Town. 

10. 28 Years Ago This Week
In May of 1983, this letter to the editor was published in the NY Times.

Before 1957, New York lawyers chose juries inexpensively and expeditiously by asking just one question: What baseball team do you root for?


If the juror answered, ''Yankees,'' the defense exercised a peremptory challenge. If the juror said, ''Dodgers,'' the prosecution exercised the challenge. But Giants fans were eminently acceptable to both sides, under a tacit understanding that they were the only reasonable people in town.

And this week, it was revealed that the greatest player in National League history will pay to send the children of Giants fan Brian Stow, beaten nearly to death at Dodger Stadium on Opening Day, to college.  Barry decided to do this a month ago, but it wasn't revealed then, perhaps to avoid what would have been criticism that he was attempting to deflect attention away from the one count on which he was convicted in his trial.  Stow's attorney revealed it now. 

It might be, as we are continually reminded by the same sports media which voted Derrick Rose NBA MVP this season, that the only fans who really believe Bonds's records are legitimate are Giants fans, but it could be we're still the only reasonable people in town. 

That's all for this time.  I'll be back next time.  If there is a next time...

Your pal,

Jim

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